that's when I learned why R Kelly peed on that bitch
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
so i am drinking whiskey and watching home alone 2 by myself. it turns out moving to a foreign country isn't all that different after all.
You should have seen her outfit yesterday. It was like pretty woman before Richard Gere gave her money to buy a new outfit.
I hope the prosecutor is a dude cause my lawyer is hot.
I feel so much closer to you now that I heard your poop splash into the toilet.
I made a drinking game out of watching your DUI video, everytime you say " okay, well thats just your opinion"
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
I still can't believe you had sex with someone who willingly went by Peaches.
Sorry I invoked the "everyones getting smacked including myself policy last night"
I just woke up in my locked bathroom. It's 5 PM. What happened?
I got into a fight with the dude who fell asleep on my couch bc he wouldn't wake up but managed to get a lunch date set for thurs with another guy by the time he finally left. So how's your day so far?
Nothing ruins an orgasm faster than accidentally calling out his boss's name
We're sort of like brothers. Except with more sexual tension. And we don't look alike. Or are related.
So we're not much like brothers really.
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