i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
A horse told me not to drive home last night. I think there was a cop on top of it.
I can't even use my hands i'm so hungover
When you awake you'll realize that your car is missing....just know that I had it and becuz of your car I hooked up with the hot bar tender that looks like that guy from bay-watch however I parked it in a loading zone and it was towed...that sex was TOTALLY worth it love you
Just found my bra in a bag of chips on the kayak floating about the pond. Sure sign of a good night
I got us a lift home. Payment may require me giving road head, are you cool just chilling in the back seat pretending to be oblivious to this happening?
That bitch makes my crazy look like a walk in the park with cotton candy
What is she getting? Last time we talked her behavior was conducive to getting a tramp stamp on her face.
did you know gatorade and rum go really good together
Are you doing depressed science again
maybe
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
i will not be out-irished. not this night. if i don't wake up tomorrow handcuffed to a hospital bed, i have failed my ancestors.
Sincerely. Thanks. You could have thought of anyone sitting on your face but you chose me. :)
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
Just masturbating and watching Sports Center...is this what it's like to be a guy?!
I tried to help you up but you said "let me dance it off"
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