there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
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Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
You tried to initiate "Occupy McDonald's" when the cashier didn't give you enough ketchup.
I guarantee that wasn't the first penis someone placed on her forehead.
Your whole purpose in life is to just float around and satisfy lonely women and also join lesbian couples in threesomes.
I gotta shower this stuff off me I'm starting to hear baby kittens in the toilet tank again..
My sheer presence has sent the hipsters running in terror. I expect no problems.
I never forget a pussy, even blackout me gives me that memory.
Stripping out of my teacher clothes to Talk Dirty to Me. Who let me become a teacher?
Dude I swear I'm scooping human shit out of the litter boxes. What the fuck happened last night?
Make me food? I don't want to be a science experiment. I'm dunk. Holy shit. Drunk*. Let's do science.
color coded lube a great way to organize my bootie calls
Have I told you i love you?
there's no need we are two peas in a naughty pod of fuckery
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