another moral hangover. fuck.
it's not our fault the pink and the sink are so close together.
I knew her barely 30 minutes before we got naked. This whole fraternity thing is starting to grow on me...
Just got a birthday card from Camel. How am I supposed to stop smoking when they care?
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
remember that response paper i wrote naked, at 745am still drunk with a naked dude in my bed? yeah, totally got an a- on that. and he loved my insight.
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
correction: my vagina hates that I'm smart.
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
Ok. You have started something that can only end with a picture of the inside of my butthole. It may happen today or next year, but it's on my agenda.
Drunk me really does appreciate that sober me made a list of movies to watch when drunk it saves so much time
I threw a beer bottle at the bartender and pissed myself. Somehow, I didn't get kicked out.
I still can't believe that dog licked my nipple.
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
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