with your own penis?
Maybe I'll tuck it in and pretend to be a woman pretending to be a man that is attracted to women that are attracted to women who look like men
I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.
she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
she needs to learn to take compliments like she takes dicks.
yeah, he just sent me a picture of himself with his shirt off.... It didnt turn me on, it just made me want to buy him a big mac....
I am a terrible person. This is almost as bad as when I was going to see my ex while my boyfriend was at that funeral.
Counseling BFF to break up with her BF. We will get that 3-way
He tied me to the bed, fucked me and left me tied up until he proved to his room mates that he actually fucked me. But other than that, best sex ever!
I'm worried my skin won't stretch enough to handle this boner. Then what?
They don't even know who I am but they just woke me up with maracas and invited my boobs to a kegger
I got laxative. And a toothbrush. Because who wants to buy just laxative on a Friday night?
And then we will celebrate by drinking and making fun of him. As per usual.
Is it possible to sluttify a hobbit costume? Cause if so, this will be my biggest accomplishment.
Eaten today: granola bar, pumpkin donut, and fritos. Oh, college nutrition.
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