So now everyone thinks I don't know what a condom is
It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
i upgraded from drunk texts to drunk e-mails...real world here i come
He did a line, told me my hair looked pretty against the background of the clouds, and then we fucked. Good afternoon
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
We were both halfway out the window trying to give each other high fives over the roof while the dude was going 150.
Dude it started out with let's find some food and ended up with me getting a needle in the face
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY
yeah we're mixing orange juice, vodka, and rum and calling it Oj Simpson On Trial
Im at that shitty point in my day where I start planning night activities while finger dipping vyvance off of my desk, you got any plans?
Due to this morning's events my new porn name is Reepa Nipplov.
"Nobody needs to know that I have a vibrating butt plug and nobody needs to know that I'm probably gonna start wearing it at work"
Dude, who WASN'T thinking of motorboating her?
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