i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
I sold 10 pepperonis for 5 dollars last night....i fucking love drunk people
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
just shottied a beer can with a pumpkin carver. i love October.
At what point in my life did a night that has strippers, belly dancers, tequila and a midget become "average"?
Step one go to argentina step two fuck bitches it's a simple plan really
I swear the crows are laughing at me.
You my friend are stoned into submission
Just because I don't want to be her booty call doesn't mean I wanna stop getting tit pics. I'm a sucker for double D's
So feel off my bed lastnight into the trashcan. On the plus side i thought under my bed was a cave and i went exsploring
I resisted the urge to announce that it looks like a big crystal butt plug
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
Btw, apparently no one knows who ordered the pizzas for the after party, no one paid, and the delivery lady made a celeb shot, took a beer, then said she'd be back later to finish up the game...
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
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