So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
My girlfriend figured out who you are.
looks like were buying each other an abortion for our one year present...
Night out in new white coat = success. Offered free breast exams all night, two took me up on it, woke up with one. I love medical school!!!
I don't care. I'm going to fuck John's friend and it's all your fault.
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
She whispered into my eat that she wanted me to fuck her while her parrot watched...
My ex just called and told me that he is on his way to the hospital because he popped a vein in his dick. Should I go to the ER with him or class?
I'm so hungover all I can do is stare at my curser and hope it starts moving on its own
Just did coke off of a cross necklace and am headed to the strip club. Happy Easter!
Drunk and alone at a magic show is what my life has become without you
So really what you're asking for is an allowance to not have sex on our futon.
If you were more comfortable around gay men, then you too could get wasted at the gay dance club and go home with hot girls.
Anyone who does not consider cereal and wine as a balanced breakfast needs to leave immediately.
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