please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
that sweater is a total boner killer. you might as well be wearing a wedding dress.
yeah so our basement was flooded 4 feet. we just smoke and drank and then went swimming. gotta make the best out of it
I was tripping so hard I was disappointed when I pulled back the shower curtain and shrek wasn't standing there
Dude, I checked into a cathedral... I thought it was a joke, until I found a candle and a whole bunch of coins in my purse
Im the macgyver of cooling down beers. The toilet tank was blocked so I couldn't use it.....
Dude id rather jerk off w a fist full of bee's than deal with that girl that never stops talking.
Exactly. Some of us want to get married. And some of us want to wear sombreros and do cocaine. To each their own.
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
I'LL COME GET YOU. GOTTA FIND A SUIT THAT COVERS TIT BRUISES FIRST.
I saw him and didn't have sex with him. Responsibility five!
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
Why does my nose taste spicy?
How do you know what your nose tastes like?
Scary. I hope people take me seriously. Maybe I should black out less to be sure
His face will be in my vagina later so I'm willing to forgive.
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