You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
Spotted on freeway- girl in ford focus takes a hit from a 7 inch pipe while knee driving. She winked at me. I want her life.
i just want his dick, seriously i'm about to take trifiling lessons. we'll call my alter-ego blair and she will screw his brains out, girlfriend or not.
I'm going to rise like a phoenix out of the drunken, shameful ashes that were last weekend.
I guess you don't remember pouring tequila in the dog bowl and slurping it.
Are we responsible for the snowmen doing it doggy-style in my front yard?
I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
Plans for halloween need to outrank Caesar, Cleopatra and Mark Antony's threesome...just saying
I just had a dream that I was pulling you around downtown on a sled, from bar to bar. Dear lord if we start that there's no hope for us
Remind me to call McDonald's to give a good review of Ruth. She truly demonstrated grace under pressure.
Using our apartments online floor/space planner to see how many beer pong tables we can fit. Dont think they had this in mind when they put this thing online.
Probably not lol but were fitting as many as possible
It's a low moment when you're looking at your girlfriends tits on your daughter's phone..
I have a knack for carnage and poetic language.
when they cut me off i played the entire Justin Bieber playlist and left for another bar that didn't think i'd had enough to drink
He was my first marine! I wanna remember his name!
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