would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
the tile , carpet , walls , cabinets , even the ceiling ... there is Jello everywhere
it was your idea to have indoor Jello wrestling man
I may wear a condom to jerk-off tomorrow knowing that my hand has touched surfaces in this bar.
They're making him take his shirt off cause they think he's the bouncer. We're in his backyard.
Nothing says "I mean business" like using a cart at the liquor store.
They had to stop us from skinny dipping in the reflection pool of the Mormon temple.
I ended up at home with a random bird sculpture and flowers
I just realized I haven't got laid since the last time the Browns won.
One minute we were playing beer pong, and the next minute I was sprinting to my apartment with a watermelon. wtf happened in between?
I'm potentially being cockblocked by Old Man Winter. What the fuck did I do to piss off an entire season?
Should I be flattered that she mumbled "You're the king of my face" before passing out?
It's has to do with my genitals. Don't ask.
Get here now. I need a drinking buddy. I don't care if you're in a different timezone, it'll be five o clock here faster.
I would offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals..
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