I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
that was the first time i tried it. why is it all sticky? its like somebody threw a glue bottle at my face.
At what point did we agree that playing bocchi ball on the way to the liquor store was a good idea?
OMG. if college stays like this, theres no way i wont be pregnant by first semester
Making a drinking game out of jeopardy does not mean you studied..
Believe it or not I'm actually not the only person sitting in the back of the train covered in glitter and drinking whiskey out of an arizona iced tea can. Small world.
Think about if the incredible hulk and king kong had a retarded baby. That's the sound she made in my ear the entire time I fucked her.
It's all coming back to me. I drank moonshine from a milk carton from a guy named tomohawk last night.
Sit down my child. It's time you were told of my famous loss-of-virginity story entitled, "The Penis that Never Could."
I'm never drinking with you again. I woke up in Midtown with a 7' tall Norwegian rugby player named Lexie. Never. Again.
He was hammered and shot his pistol into the lawn. Next thing I know sheriffs are at our house with M4s. He likes to party
Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
We probably shouldn't have humped each other in a stairwell for an hour. that was probably my bad
Going to jail. Warrant. Be home late. For the love of god turn your ringer on.
one week and then i'm back on the sexual grind. a party is being planned in my vagina's honor
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