is it bad that the cashier at chick-fil-a shouted "see you tomorrow!" as i drove away?
you asked the guy at 7-11 if he remembered when you came in and threw news paper every where... then you did it again
come home now. i got a twizzler tangled in my hair again
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
ok, my life is complete.... the cops AND the paramedic just made a Mean Girls reference...
I'm sitting next to a ginger. She is decked out in olive green. Gingers fucking love olive green.
Please please please buy brown eye liner on your way home in the morning... I'm missing an eyebrow
Who am I sleeping next to in your bed? Where are you? Also when are you coming home... I need coffee.
I woke up to him peeing by our bedroom door. I yelled at him to go to the bathroom and he just kept peeing while he walked there. This is a new low.
Well, I can mark "throwing up in a daycare bathroom due to a hangover" off my bucket list.
I'm worried about how taking care of my mom's dog while being on acid will go.
Just woke up. Will be over soon. DON'T LEAVE THE CHAMPAGNE UNSUPERVISED.
Like pizza and mermaids make up about 1/3 of my thoughts on the weekends.
Even my fuck buddy told me I needed a boyfriend. Fml.
Guy peeing and puking at the same time in the women's restroom? So impressed that I can't be offended
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