look no pants
yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
Wait, we're on the hunt for addys and explosives. They're both in this house somewhere.
He was on Keeping Up with the Kardashians it was like a deed from god to bang him
he put on The Eye of the Tiger while she was in labor.
LSD in a sugar cube. Dropped it in my whiskey sour and felt like I was rowing a boat.
Just had a memory of you pretending to be a begging dog putting your head on my lap while I fed you. Great night to try a new drug.
And on the seventh day, God carefully sculpted your cock to fit perfectly into my masterpiece of a vagina. Then he rested. Look it up.
After seeing how much you are able to funnel in a night, I am 90% sure your blood is pure gin.
I imagine my service panda will provide sufficient protection. At the very least it will be an irresistible cuddly distraction while I make good my escape.
when a dude sends me an unwanted dick pic I just send him a picture of a nicer one. A more photogenic one. A dick with a future.
Think of it as a business transaction. That's how I justify all the horrible things I do. Blow my married boss? Just a business transaction.
Hey. You dropped and smashed your road beer in my store last night. Again. And this time you didn't even order anything. You just walked in, yelled "SWEDISH STYLE!" Then lost your beer, looked depressed, and left.
I hit an all time low we ran out of coke and I met up with my dealer at 8 in the morning for a re-up. great customer service though.
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