He actually believes he's not an alcoholic if he doesn't go to meetings.
you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
how convenient is it that the kid i'm fucking lives right next to planned parenthood?
I guess I puked all over my hand too and I just looked at my roommate and said, "fix this."
I fucked her and then she made me sleep on the floor next to her bed because she 'has a committment problem'
We stared down the barrel of pure insanity, took more and the electric elephant god rewarded our fearlessness by giving me golden skulls and naked women crawling out of the walls. I love acid
Hey you remember last Super Bowl when I sent you a pic of my testicles? Memories...
I felt really bad for not letting her go in, it was like we were dangling lesbians in front of her
He knocked me in the face with the phone during my light show. Didn't even feel it. Ecstasy is amazing
are you putting in a lot of effort today like appearance wise
I am taking my rightful place as emperor of the undead appearance wise
He's hot....knda sweaty, drunk smells like feet....but he's hung like a whale....so in other words totally your type
I'm getting paid over-time to sit on reddit and look at dicks and abs all day. I'm really happy right now.
I don't know how it started but we all ended up shirtless andI was covered in crawfish and wearing a sombrero.
i havent showered for 4 days and i just made my dog smell my arm pit. also, im stoned.
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