best thing about halloween? there are pumpkins to puke in EVERYWHERE!
So, halfway through sex he stops and starts crying. He said he's worried god hates him for all his bad decisions...think he meant to imply I was one of them...
My girlfriend was pissed, so if I had to guess, i'd say I had a GREAT time last night
It wasn't random sex though, it was almost a relationship, built on lies and sex
Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
I would convert to being a Republican and Mormon just to sleep with Romney's sons. The things I would to do them.
He came into your room last night to tell me he was leaving, when I woke up this morning he was facedown in your hallway. He didn't make it very far.
Boys should be on-demand - like, once you select one, he's yours for the next 24-hours
Trying to decide who to DD on the fourth and I came up with a Who's who of guys I've hooked up with in the last month. Not an ideal situation, but I have a feeling it's gonna happen anyway.
He offered to take my unemployed self out for drinks, but I really just want him to buy me the Beyoncé album
Also I feel I should tell you last night when I came home I fell into my laundry hamper and woke up in a pile of my clothes
BRING THE BAGELS
So apparently having sex with your co-worker in the bathroom at the staff party can get you fired.
Whose panties are you wearing on your head and why are you sending me pics of it?
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
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