careful of the bathroom.... theres some drunken ninja turtles in there....
everytime someone would look at you, you started to try and deep throat your beer bottle.
By round 4 of the Dead End shots, I thought my jaw was dislocated ... Best invention EVER.
I'm confused are we getting high or did someone actually die?
Pretty sure I just convinced a drunk guy at the train station that I was from the future
Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
drunk caitlyn doesn't know how to work gmail. so know an email has been sent to the entire campus with a picture of me naked eating a bagel attached.
You stole a fry from a complete stranger. He wasn't happy. Then you said fuck it and stole the whole poutine and ran down the street while he stared in shock.
He is what would appear if the douche troop all had rings and we summoned someone like the Captain Planet kids.
3-9 out of 10... Depends on the situation. Taco Bell is more of an idea than a restaurant.
How stoned are you?
I promise not to pretend to be Jesus and take the wheel. But to my credit you shouldn't be saying that while I'm that drunk and we are in a car.
The only people allowed to make me cry are myself and Chris Hemsworth as Thor. And me.
We need to feng shui this bitch.
My orgasm happened in two different decades
Idk if I want to put a bra on
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