He just left - my room smells like that cheese they put on nachos and cigarettes and beef
Yo quero taco bell
I just realized that all of my cardio comes from dancing on tables.
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
just found glitter in my belly button...seriously when will this nightmare end
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
Explain to me how it was that you spent the entire night playing pool with three lesbians and did not get a foursome out of it.
got into a fight with a bouncer over who's moustache is better again last night...
my mom just walked in on me in the shower doing the "ass hair shave" pose.
Stop making Mac and cheese and sit on his face. FINISH HIM
I have a high opinion of you, you smash bitches. Respect.
I hope you get a lego stuck in your dickhole
I see your boobs were ready to greet the new year.
i mostly like you because you have a nice nose and that's an important trait to pass on to my future children
STOP HOOKING UP WITH SOCCER MOMS! YOU ARE RUINING MY REPUTATION!
We were making out and truffle butter was playing in the background. I stopped mid make out session and said, "I'm really sorry but I have to rap Nicki's part."
Randomize
