But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
I think I kinda wanna bone that ginger from Harry Potter.
You literally just made my flesh crawl.
Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
first day of class and my professor asked me if i was going to come to class drunk all semester.
Just had a thought: were the sirens on when we were in the ambulance?
There's nothing like sitting directly behind someone you fucked 5 years ago at church on Easter Sunday
As a jewish boy dating her she thinks everypart of christmas is my first time. Helllllo bj under mistletoe!!
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
It's truly amazing how much porn I can get in while my phones at 1% battery life.
WHY IS THERE NO EMOJI FOR "FUCK MY MOM JUST SAW MY SEX BRUISES?!"
my extended weekend of being as irresponsible as possible started with blowing the bartender in the bar bathroom. off to a good start.
All that stuff they told us in middle school about drugs being easy to find was a bullshit lie.
She made me undress her with my teeth...explains the button in my shit this morning...
Chick in the kitchen making breakfast.. Yours or mine?
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
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