ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
You know how I know it's Spring Break? I just passed a car with "South Padre bound" shoe polished on the back. The driver was blatantly drinking a roadie and getting road head.
Also pencil in smooth jazz and illegal activities. The usual.
it's been a while because I don't count the hooker
Help. Me. He just whispered 'prepare yourself', & sprayed hairspray everywheres to make sure the 'air was crisp'
Did we literally take a cab across the street
Well no need to be a stranger, even if you aren't interested in joining my bisexual polygamist marriage. New city, new friends.
You won’t make it to November. A 21st bday and Halloween in the same night has shitshow/ jail written all over it. So I call dibs on that tall guy
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
Duuuuuuuude, I need you to sleep with my girlfriend so I can tell you both to move out
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
You don't get to call me bro after you've had your dick in me.
Sometimes self-care is taking a shot of vodka and moving on.
totally just bought a bottle of gin with nothing but change
don't ever let anyone tell you that youre not 100% class
well that was a fail
maybe for you, but i got a free ice cube in my bra
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