Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
That text needs to switch to water.
The dutch village is so much worse hungover. Fuck them and their wooden shoes.
I just realized that the music from spongebob is also used in real sex HBO.
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
His mom told be she once got turned down for playboy. 1 biggest mistake Hugh made. 2 is she hitting on me?
She just took off her shirt and jumped in the kiddie pool. We're not leaving.
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
I didn't even have time to sit down and the nurse was like: ''You've been having unprotected sex.'' HOW DOES SHE KNOW?!?
Fair warning, if I start singing "Kiss Me, I'm Shitfaced" at any point tomorrow, just go with it
Happiness is watching your asshole boss' police DUI video.
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
So I definitely tried to pay a cab with baseball tickets last night
I just had sex on my divorce papers. I've never felt so poetic.
It's not even 8:30a, wine glass is broken, there's sugar everywhere, and your mom just asked me what MILF means.
This is what I get for listening to Christians.
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