i was so high last night that i actually googled "how to get un high"
if you ask that question again our friendship is over
I come up with the best drinking games while babysitting
a small fire erupted but we put it out with a can of beer so everything's fine
It's like that depressing moment when you drop your cocaine in the snow.
Tell him I thought his Superman stand on your bed and cum all over your back was quite funny
not much sitting here stoned eating my little sisters halloween candy and judging each individual hersheys candy bar and after much deliberation by the selection committee the original hersheys chocolate bar won
I swear 95% of pictures on my phone are from drunken nights I don't remember with me doing a peace sign alone in somebody's bedroom.
HELP A SISTER OUT. AND KEEP YOUR TONGUE OUT OF THE HUMMUS.
TOO HIGH TO FIGURE THIS SHIT OUT
Wanna get really high and go on a Valentine's Day Sexathon cause we're both single or would that be weird?
I just need like a magic vacuum to suck everything out of me and then an IV to put good stuff back in
This is classic penis vs brain.
My ex is having a baby and I'm over here planning my dogs birthday celebration...
When is the party?
Basically I think I'm replacing men/sex with theme parks.
This is a life or shit situation. Grab me toilet paper asap. This bathroom is fucking out. This is not a test. This an actual emergency and I am not joking.
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
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