they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
I was so hungover I threw up on her when she answered the door. i don't think it was a good first impression
you spent 5 minutes trying to open an empty PBR and kept saying "don't worry i'll get it i've been working out"
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
You texted me "Americans are sad" and "chicken coop disaster" without any further explanation.
She called to say she's single and blow job season is back.
You have to understand, he didn't so much come out of the closet as he backflipped out of it with an accompanying marching band.
i'm totally cool with all the dick sucking you're doing down there, but as your brother i think i'm supposed to warn you our parents will be home in 5
My New Years Resolution is to get everyone to start talking like a 40 year old douchebag. From now on, you will only refer to me as Chief.
Spent fifteen minutes in the car thinking i was psychic before i realized the cd was not on shuffle
Security has videotape of her blowing the boss against his car. Don't they know he entire parking lot is under video surveillance?
Nana saw my nipple rings & made me watch Joel Osteen all morning
We're sitting on the kitchen floor drinking and talking about mounting real light sabers to the dog's head.
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