Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
You are the patron saint of my drinking problem.
Welll when you have a beer at 8:30 am you've already decided whaat kind of Sunday it ism
i just won "most creative" category in the condom contest in human sexuality by licking it onto a cucumber. my feedback forms included three phone numbers, one with a Magnum XL taped to it
That's cause you yelled across the parking lot you wanted to eat her out
ill give you food and tequilla and penis and joy
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
Cockoligist
Yes, one may refer to me as that.
I should make business cards.
But you're the one who should be jamming foreign objects into my vaj instead of an old weird lady. I mean, it is your birthday....
I saw a groundgog last night outside my back door. I now have a new wedding gift idea.
I wish I got like a congrats basket for being a responsible sexually active member of society complete with condoms, tissues and lollipops.
Idk I wanna make it till midnight but I also want tequila
I never imagine I'd say this, but can I ask Jeff for the butt plugs back even though it was a gift and we broke up?
Im 76 percent sure I took a fully clothed shower last night.
Idk if you've ever tried hysterically crying in the shower listening to Florence + The Machine but it's honestly a life-affirming experience
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