I can't get out of the parking garage so now I'm staying downtown....Typical
I just found out the guys at work had a bet as to who could sleep with me before i move away.
Who won?
All of them.
so i'm just gonna leave my credit card in your mailbox so you can bail me outta jail.. deal?
i hit her car. ill just send her a farmville gift in the morning. then it'll be alright.
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
whoever put homecoming and halloween on the same weekend owes me a new liver and a get out of jail free card.
and a jello shot exploded in my bra last night. Now I have blueberry smurfette boobs. Awesome.
You know you're old when tea and a hot bath are more appealing than beer pong with lesbians.
If your night didn't end with writing a witness report for the cops at a shwarma place, your night was probably less interesting than mine.
Shaving your balls drunk sounds like a good idea untill you do it
I have a corndog on my dresser and a trashcan of puke. Thanks for a great night!
Did we actually play with swords last night or did I dream that?
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
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