OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
You should probably wake up already as I have yet another story for you. Teaser? Blood from knife wound. Tequila. Guitar hero. Kitchen counter. Lawyer.
josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.
We've started doing pot butter shots. WHY AREN'T U HERE
he's the only person i know who can drink himself into and out of alcohol poisoning.
He told me my butthole was like "Narnia" and that it's a wonderful place he would like to visit.
I was grinding on him when mosquitoes starting biting us and ruined every damn thing. I just wanted to fuck on a slide under the stars. It's every girls dream.
Omg. I'm making you a chocolate and "herb" birthday cake and using joints for candles. I'm gunna need moms help with this!
He compared my blow job skills to finding gold treasure in a gold chest, so there's that.
I would drive 12 hours round trip for you to have an orgasm, cause that's friendship
We are horrible
Yeah but we're also awesome
If he comes over I probably get to fuck him and if he doesn't I don't have to pay him the $60 I owe him for weed. It's a win-win situation.
So you can text and rub it at the same time? Bravo.
I can do anything and masturbate, if I truly wanted to.
It was sweet, he carried me out of my bathroom after I passed out, built me a pillow fort so I wouldn't roll out of bed, set a glass of water on the table, and brought me a mixing bowl to puke in. Totally a sign we're more than just fuckbuddies.
send nudes
from the living room?
Randomize
