ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
i'm not sure if i'm mentally prepared for this.. politeness? proper grammar? book reader ? this is a whole new meaning of the species penis for me.
you're surprised the chick that fucked you for a free cup has herpes. i don't feel bad for you.
Lesson learned. Whipped cream will eat through a condom.
This little shit keeps eating the playdoh so i replaced the green with wasabi from work. Wonder what his parents are gonna think when he burns his soft palette?
So I have a scar from when the stripper tore off my underwear .... Best birthday ever
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
I plan on having so much gay sex in our house while you gone.
After that song played in the club all he kept drunkenly saying was "Birdman goes brrrrrr"
Fair warning: I will be throwing corn dogs at you every time I see you this week.
The best part about daylight savings time this weekend is we get an extra hour to be fucked up.
I'll just give him your contact info, and you'll somehow manage to get laid. Which will make me feel like your vagina's agent or something.
You okay? Last night you climbed through my window and demanded I take shots with you and when I refused you took a piss in my front yard.
that's your fault. you refused to take shots with me.
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
The police officer that arrested me Friday night just bought me a shot
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