Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
Well if he truly loves me he will just have to accept my flaws. And that includes a tequila dependency and borderline lesbianism.
Hickies on top of my hickies. I need a leash and/or a positive female role model
Saturday evening, however, will be my vodka and bubble wrap extravaganza.
I realized I was totally the dude in that hook up. I came first and didn't wanna help him finish. And he had paisley sheets.
I just had the worst experience of my life, my grandma found my condoms.
I'm fucking a man old enough to be my father who is also dating my boss. What have you done with your life?
answer my text you professional douchebag
and i mean that in the cutest, flirtiest way possible
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
Ended up in his bed... He's passed out holding me and his bulldog is laying across my legs. Both snoring. HELP!! I wanna go home!
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
Either I'm getting old or the shit show is playing earlier than it used to...
So apparently I fell asleep sitting on the toilet last night while my drunk girlfriend sang to me.
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