it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
He should be on Bizare Foods after who he ate last night
You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
How did people poop without Blackberrys?
Motorola Razers?
Stone age, man.
I hate it when I can only see straight when I close one eye. I feel like that deserts the purpose of seeing with two eyes
you tried to pee on a squirrel and everyone saw. you've got some serious untagging to do
the bride spent most of the night apologizing to people she had punched earlier.
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
We got kicked out of the ice rink last night for drinking and checking strangers... but they let us keep the beer
You know its going to be a good day when you have to brush your teeth out of a cup in your room using the vodka and water mixture in your fridge because you're locked out of your restroom
FOUND: my underwear in the cabinet above the toilet. What the actual fuck.
Are you coming down for 4/20 or does Easter kinda fuck that up for you?
He showed up completely drunk with a 30 of PBR and ten cans of Spam. I like this kid.
Are you rolling a joint while doing homework?
No, I am rolling a joint with my homework.
if my 20s were a chapter in my autobiography, it would be called "the room is spinning and my hands smell like dick"
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