im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
i was taking the test and had to adjust my boner and my teacher thought i was cheating or something
She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
He just made me a heart out of cocaine... i think i'm in love
My mom just said we needed to put weed into our earthquake kit.
I wonder if I could sublet my bathtub to anyone.
We're celebrating his weight gain and arrest.and by we I mean I, and by celebrating I mean getting dangerously drunk
your bra might or might not be a decoration on me and my roomies xmas tree haha
Unless you've also woken up wearing a poncho and a ring pop, I suggest you don't judge me. Okay, I even judged myself for that.
They were so big her bra clasped in the front. Didn't even know those existed.
He probably thinks you're playing hard to get.
Hard to get?? I'm playing leave me the fuck alone.
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
Bjs and tacos. That's my life.
I am the Angelina Jolie to his Billy Bob Thorton. We just don't work.
If you saw or spoke to me yesterday can you message me. Trying to make a timeline of the day I was too drunk to remember
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