hey call me
can't. in the shower.
... and this is probably why your phone does not work half the time.
Sandra Bullock looks like the most recent Michael Jackson
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
If there's ever a time when I've matured to the point that I don't want to look at camera-phone-titties, go ahead and bury me in a shallow grave by the railroad tracks.
yea, the bartender wouldn't serve you because you kept asking for "a slice of beer"
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
If i had 4 hands right now is have booze in 3 of them and my cock in the other all because you went to denver. just sayin.
You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
Rick two cubicles down puked and that triggered three others puking into their trash cans as well. The janitorial staff hates it when we go drinking on a work night.
If you take a couple more shots you won't even know he's a mormon that drives a mini van.
If I spent my amateur stripper money does that mean I am cleansed of my sins?
So what's your itinerary for Amsterdam?
Show up, get drunk, get laid, try not to miss my flight home.
Sometimes having a penis is like having a really stupid drunk best friend. You see it doing dumb shit but you're just not the one in charge.
I'm thankful I didn't get drunk and shit my pants this year. 🦃
He just told me I was beautiful, whilst I peed into a cup. If this isn't love I don't know what is.
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