Just got done shaving my balls. You were right.
i bet jesus would rush if he went to usc
she just stood in the kitchen yelling "REAL WOMEN HAVE CURVES"
All was going smooth until he pulled a condom out of his collection he kept in a Cheesy Gordita Crunch Box from Taco Bell.
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
you can't tell me it's over and send me pics of you and your cat?
Holy hangover, going dancing with family good idea, taking the last shot with the transvestite bar owner not so much...
Se wrote an essay in class about proper and fashionable winter wear for dogs. Of course I regret fucking her.
Well the good news is ill probably have my new boobs by the time he sees me naked
Would you still love me if my nipple fell off?
If my birthday doesn't end with my panties hanging from a ceiling fan, I'm holding you responsible.
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
The list of people who didn't throw up last night is insanely smaller than the list of people who did
So it was a successful night I take it?
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