the not having weed thing wouldnt be nearly as tragic if it wasnt the one holiday where they launch bright flaming things into the air
Is there a reason why the cops knew her name as they were chasing her?
Doing lines of coke with a $100 dollar bill off a 6in x 9in photo of your childhood self really tells you where you where you've gotten in life.
It's fine...I've done worse things to better people.
Its Nebraska, I'm sure im not the first person to wake up hungover in a corn field.
It was like an ecstasy filled massage for my vagina.
That's the best compliment I have ever received.
The cop actually kicked the bitches out of the cab so we could get ours. I flipped them all off as the door was shutting. That drunk.
Have you ever stopped and thought "I do NOT want to be inside of this person right now. Or ever." Because you should.
His ass WILL be my cock's next vacation home.
I wish I had a dick so I could say shit like that.
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
I know I've become a responsible adult because this time, I'm not going to do the drugs I found on the ground
we had a "who's sex playlist is better?" fight.....
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
Stoner thoughts are the only thoughts I want to have now.
Oh my god my purse is too heavy for me to dance with boys cause it has too many stolen sink faucets in it
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