The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
That's the first time you've ever said the L word without referring to drinking or partying.
He passed out while I was riding him, and just when I was about to call it quits he opens his eyes and squeezes my boobs and goes Honk! Honk!
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
You're sure you don't want to come? I'm pretty sure there is going to be "Pin the Tail on the Baby".
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
No gay bar. My eyemake up looks like sex and Im using these dick daggers of mine tonight.
I had to hypnotize my roommate last night so there's that.
How long have I been using my debit card as a coaster?
So I woke up really sad and then I looked in the cabinet and there was weed and now I'm not sad anymore
It's okay, big boobs are better than running.
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
When I came she triumphantly exclaimed, "MUAHAHA VICTORY IS MINE!"
I told him I lived in the apartment beside his brother and he said "oh, you're the girl that watches really loud porn!"
Probably some sort of karmic revenge for me looking at titties somewhere along the way
and for that you shall suffer
God: I won't strike you down, but I shall introduce your child to Doja Cat during a quarantine
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