We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
i am about to cut my stepbrother's hair into a mohawk with the same clippers i use to trim my pubes. god is so on my side today.
No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
He is to the point where he forgot I was in the front seat of his car while he was taking me home...that stoned
thanks for leaving the note with the doctor's recommendations for my lip, they are dissolvable stitches right?
Are you still goin to the xmas party?
Yaaaa why?
Jus making sure i will have nice people i know to put a blanket over me when i pass out in the field .
He just invited me over to bang on a sunday afternoon. If I can make it top the time I went to a strip club on fathers day then I'll consider it a success.
AND BY FEELINGS I MEAN VODKA
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
A kid in my class today just asked if we have class on the 17th, then announced that he couldn't go anyways because it was the day after his 21 and he was going to be too hungover
The shit I just took was four, very distinct colors. Jager night was a success
The drunk mom in a firefighter hat just told her to leave.
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
It's not as funny as it sounds. I shit myself at the company Christmas party.
He was someone so memorable that I'd completely forgotten he'd existed up to and during the encounter
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