Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
The plus side of face planted at the tailgate was that no one could see my nipples hanging out.
she laid there and continued moaning loudly for like 10 minutes after we were done, just so that her mom would be jealous
She was like the Rudy of blow jobs... SO much effort into it
What should I wear?
Uhhhhh...idk? it's a gay bar
I found something that says "i'm here to party, but not fuck guys."
Okay. But I hope it isn't expensive lingerie. Because I'm ripping it off Hulk Hogan style.
I'll even be awesome and bring pizza for your family, just as a "hey thanks for letting a stranger get trashed at your house" gesture.
It doesn't matter how many beers you've had, it's unacceptable to piss in someone's helmet after a playoff win.
Hardest I think I've ever had to work for a shack. Whatevs. Still gonna get my way though. I'll start respecting myself on Monday
Do you think if I tell the hot Santa at work that I want a sugar daddy for Christmas that he'll get the hint?
ORGASMS AND PIZZA
PIZZA AND ORGASMS
Thank you for stroking my rage monster tonight.
I just feel like if we dated, he'd just be crying the entire relationship
Alcohol. Making me feel good about myself since 2008
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