she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
My vag should have a twitter account. It would be like "destroyed another condom today".
we ike ciroccccc we love patroneeeee shost shothosthsothosthostsssss veryboyddddyyyy
go home
...I woke up with a yo yo in my underwear...
It didn't go so well. He got drunk and asked my dad if 'front or back' virginity mattered more.
Alone. In an inflatable pool. Drinking vodka and raspberry lemonade. I don't need approval as much as I need to know you love me still.
I popped a zit on your vagina. Don't say I never loved you.
Our date was amazing and I would like to reward you with a blow job under your desk.
I can pencil you in at 3:30
I don't care how fucking drunk you are, you don't forget wanting to shove a wine bottle up someone's ass.
Even worse we were making a sex tape so our reaction to the condom breaking was recorded.
I got propositioned to get involved with an engaged couple. I told them I didn't think my married couple would like me to see other couples...
I like the new guy, he keeps beer in the fridge.
Dude come over...were drunk and I'm holding a T-shirt gun and discovered beer cans are the same size as rolled shirts.
I get so sad when I watch him slowly destroy his life with whiskey and cocaine. Then he bites my neck and I just want to fuck him. I can't help it.
You'll be pleased to know I just had an elaborate day dream about your penis. you were there too.
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