shaved balls and baby powder=awesome
i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
He tricked me...the first song on his sex mix was trey songz but the rest were techno....i can't walk straight now
All I can think about is getting a lawsuit and chocolate
He's just a really nice guy who stuck his tongue in the wrong place.
It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
The security guard popped his head over the mens room door and goes "nice tits- now get out." Deer in headlights moment right there.
Who the fuck did i sell my right shoe to last night i need to get that back im not walking with one shoe on
she just called me the flavor packet to her ramen noodles. get me the fuck out of here.
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
NATIONAL GIVE A BOSTON COP A BLOW JOB BITCH ROAD TRIP NOW
She got engaged last night. I don't think you should ask her out man.
Can we make love to the Space Jam soundtrack?
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
You know how fear has a smell? Well turns out shame has a smell too. It's Pina colada flavored anal grease.
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