I totally thought the tree was playing the guitar
question: does your pee smell like mojitos at all?
i'm considering texting him with "i'm leaving the country for a year, wanna fuck?"
do it. it's every man's dream.
martini and pecan pie.. breakfast of champions.
More importantly, he hasn't caught an STD yet. I mean I'd say it's luck, but at this point it has to be skill.
Hah, I lost the lenses in my glasses, didn't event notice til this morning... How was the meeting?
If by "in control" you mean him showing-up to work wasted, calling a customer a "fuckstick," and getting fired on the spot? Then yes, he is.
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
I'm going to a one year olds birthday party to smoke weed. What has my life become.
I stopped him mid keg stand to show him how cute my bra was...
So I'm at early voting and the group of ladies behind me is talking about voting no on 2 and my gummy is kicking in, thank lawd
They were shocked that I could handle my liquor so well. I'm half Irish and half Russian. This is what I'm made for
Idk I just think that seeing that man's Twitter always resulting in me looking for the whiskey is a bad sign
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