do you know mcdonalds refuses to give out large cups of water now? you have to buy a bottle or they give you a small cup. No exceptions.
RUDE.
I said FINE, then I'd like 7 small waters and 2 of those nifty carrying cases to carry about my h2o.
outsmarted mickey deeeees
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
Just think about how many life skills I lack. Cooking... Driving... Sobriety...
i would have thought, that you two being my best friends, one of you would have atleast tried to catch me before i hit the ground after blacking out.
And really all I wanted was to be like "hey can I borrow your dick for a few hours this weekend?"
What is she getting? Last time we talked her behavior was conducive to getting a tramp stamp on her face.
At my eighteen year old cousin's wedding. Getting hit on by a 9 year old. No one knows who he came with. I'm pretty sure he just showed up from the field behind the church. Help.
Also I want everyone to be drunk at my funeral. Instead of wearing black just blackout. That way everyone can celebrate how fun I was
Ask him to get me chedder bratwurst instead of the molly
Unless if you guys already left. Then I want the molly
I can't even masturbate without crying fuck this break up
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
I wish period tracker had a "on this day" also so i can see who i was with this day last year.
WAIT this kid is eating yogurt with a fucking ladle. what is happening?
Shit facedness and cuddling are what you have to look forward to this evening.
Randomize
