Me. At least after what I've been through.
My feet smell like cheese. Makes me hungry.
Its a sad when the highlight of your day is flicking a booger and actually getting it to stick to your computer monitor.
This is the guy who showed up to the first day of class with a 24 pack of coke and a handle of rum in his backpack. He doesnt play by normal people rules.
the $20 limit for secret santa doesn't apply to me cause you know a half gram of coke is more than $20
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
All I want is a guy who will love me and occasionally shave my balls.
Dude, you're only mentioning the Bro Code so I can't get any
Seriously considering modifying my computer case so it can dispense wine. I need to make a bunch of changes and reorganize it's guts anyway....
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
I just realized I'm having shark week, during shark week.
Like I said, all hypothetical...unless, of course, you'd be into that. My heart may skip a beat.
I think he was trying to be romantic, but the candle he had lit was the kind you use to repel mosquitoes..
we bonded over knowing every word to freaky gurl by gucci mane so it’s kinda starting to make sense why I gave him head in his cul de sac
we went outside for a smoke and when we came back in you were ptfo on the floor holding the phone to your ear. Pizza pizza was on the line.
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