i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
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i learned of a new sex move called the pterodactyl. 3 guys stand in a row. 1 girl blows the one in the middle while jerking off the other two. kids these days!
Yaeh! Back in our day we had to wait our turn for some party whore to blow us!
well there you go. the average partycunt evolved into megapartycunt just like scientists predicted.
So I had to explain to her that pussy doesn't mean a cat
She had a little wicker basket of condoms by her bed. Disturbing yet convenient.
I think it is impossible 2 take a person seriously when their last name is Pancake
according to the woman who took my blood today, i have "party veins"
I need to think of the best way to tell this boy he's not getting his pants back
My mom was looking at curtains for me and sent pictures and I had to be like "not the Disney princess pink and purple, more like an acid trip"
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
she pretty much pinned my hand to her boob "on accident" for like 10 seconds before she moved. Waiting the rest of the night was just a formality.
Apparently after I threw up I put my socks in the toilet......
Heard you were the one that shit off Jamie's balcony. FYI there is a cabbie down here out for blood
Some guy is in my phone as Pat McAwesome.
I think the biggest problem with being overhigh is when the kitchen was on fire and I was pointing and laughing and eating rootbeer oreos like it was fucking Ozzfest 2000
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