nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
I heard you aren't going to graduate...that suck sorry bro
I heard your girlfriend is trying to spread swine flu because she wants to wear one of those masks to cover up her broke ass teeth
my head feels like I tried to put alcohol out of business last night
You drank almost the entire bottle of everclear and wanted to walk around. I guess your best friends sister is a cop and you wanted her to arrest you like the lil wayne song.... so sorry dude.
I mean I like that it's warm enough to open the windows, but it annoys me that I can't walk around naked anymore.
I woke up naked in my own vomit. Not even in my bed. No one is happy.
Just saw a woman in a hospital gown with a Steelers jersey on top smoking a cigarette while hooked up to an IV outside of the hospital. I love Pittsburgh.
Some great men died of syphilis. I accept your compliment.
I'm not sure if you saw my recent facebook update, but I have already put the Radio Flyer wagon to good use. I had someone pull me to the nearest bar.
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
Got so drunk in South Padre some guy put me on a suitcase trolly and pushed me to my room. I flashed my boobs as a tip.
you started petting my head and said "there there, majestical unicorn. it won't be long before we get you back to neverland."
Can rosie odonnell just not be a lesbian? Shes stressing me out, knowing we bat for the same team.
You know you're more responsible when you turn down your bed and make a clear path to it before you go out..
Im crying watching 9/11 footage eating spray can cheese in my pajamas.
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