his dick is like his red hair, amazing but useless
Would it be cruel if i sold xanax instead of adderall to freshman unfamiliar to the drug-taking profession?
You were pissed we didn't change the movie to Eurotrip so you kept singing "Scotty Doesn't Know" over and over until you passed out.
But it was well worth it to see a man fly through the air in a beaver costume...
let's just say if he has a penis and he hypothetically needs to put it somewhere... i would take care of that for him.
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
Do you think if you have sex with a girl twin, her twin brother feels it to? Woke up at her house and they both have a look of disappointment on their faces.
Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
We used a snorkel as a funnel. Can you say desperate?
Wanna get really high and go on a Valentine's Day Sexathon cause we're both single or would that be weird?
nothing like having plan b for breakfast in a cvs parking lot before ordering this semester's textbooks
Def over. He sent me a nude selfie but cropped it right above his junk. Total Silence of the Fucking lambs looking.
What's more sad than going to Target to buy Plan B and the new Sam Smith album?
There is a wine bar at this airport that it is currently full of mid-40s women reading their Kindles. I'm attracted to all of them.
It's 11 A.M.
You know what, I think I will
Randomize
