What can I expect? While all of my friends are getting married, all of his friends are tripping on robitussin
Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
just got a girls number while on a 5 am adderall cig break this is college at its finest
there is way too much butter on my body for this to be okay
i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
can you blow me for old times sake
only for old times sake
I think our camping neighbours like us. We're the drunk girls trying to chop firewood with no pants on at 3 in the afternoon.
What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
I left after my shirt got dropped in the toilet thinking that there was absolutely no good that could happen the rest of the evening. I hear I was very wrong.
Hell hath no fury like a woman whose gay sidekick you insult
I am an advanced cybernetic robot sent back in time to 2013 to fuck my wife senseless for hours on end. Have you seen this wife?
Eddy, if you don't want to roll play then say so. This is just obnoxious
Our DD painted my costume on me for tonight. The strippers have been teaching him how to paint costumes.
Any who, I expect to be showered with roses apon my arrival
How about beer and nachos?
A fine substitute!
Right. Cuz nothing screams "You made it!" quite like selling your used underwear to strangers you met on the internet.
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