You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
his mom walked in while I was blowing him. he turned around in panic and accidentally punched me in the face. i have a black eye and only half the clothes i came here in. can you give me a ride?
you tried to arm wrestle for the title of "mom's favorite son"
would really like to know how the teddy bear got super glued to my testicles.
do you wanna get some fucking pussy tonight.....THEN DRESS LIKE IT
I made him tell me how he proposed to his wife before I'd bang him. I have a problem.
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
Why did I just get a ziplock baggie labeled "2010" on it from you in the mail?
Winner winner, chicken dinner. I am the sole survivor of the orgy without strep. Or maybe I was the carrier?
Well, no one has ever described you as a perfectly balanced individual
THIS IS NO TIME FOR SHAME JOSH. JUST GOTTA GET IT IN. PURELY FOR LEVELING UP PURPOSES
Did you survive the Atlanta roadway snowpocalypse?
All the bars are closed. Might as well be dead.
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
Ya know, one would think a restraining order would keep me from fucking my ex.
I HAVENT HAD A NICE A NICE DICK SINCE FEBRUARY!! I WANNA KEEP THIS ONE!!!
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