I thought I was at a rave until the paramedics started chasing me. You win again tequila.
I'm watching ellen!
just because im gay does not mean you need to notify me every time you watch the ellen degeneres show
I just watched a woman break three wood planks with her boobs. I don't know how I feel about that
i don't care how ready and willing she is. she is where penises go to die
I'm a little nervous about this St. Patty's Day party. Seriously, we're still finding stuff from the Halloween party.
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
God, for the last time, no I did not break my nose doing a keg-stand just for a nose job.
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
It's that thing where you don't have any food so you just drink beer to get your needed calories for the day.
Why is hotel staff askin about the blood in our room
I do NOT want to date a man who has no interest in going to a kangaroo farm
The last time I've felt a woman's touch, the twin towers were compromised. You can wait like one week
I have a txt file I don't remember making open on my desktop. All it says is "what it's like to be a bat"
You kept sayin "its alright, I'm pre-med" to everything we said. EVERYTHING.
Come cuddle! I'll be passed out somewhere in the library. It'll be like a scavenger hunt!
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