you think thats bad? Today I had to pop a zit on my sack.
so high driving around just saw a woman in a pink shirt chillin riding a horse
so high at work that a 35 year old with his kids handed me visine and winked at me. you win with the horse though
You just compared our sex life to a seven year old kid.
our drinking schedule never changed, we just drank at work.
His hospital is closing...I consider it "sorry you're losing your job" sex.
People are suprisingly accepting of someone doing a walk of shame in a toga...
Actions speak louder than pants.
no more heavy drinking durning the lady that cleans the office told me i have to emtpy my own thrash if i puke in it
Somehow me showing up to/breaking into her house only to find I was a week early for the party became a night of weed cookies and sex.
Hypothetically going to the gym on coke was a good idea
i feel like i got punched in the cervix. he's a little different in bed than i thought he would be..
After my lunch today, I've got $10 till Sunday night. I am losing at life.
apparently while i was high i thought that putting a dinosaur temporary tattoo on my inner thigh would keep me from taking my pants off and having sex with him...
...it didn't...
I shouldn't have that kind of responsibility when the prospect of being high is readily available. All I could do was hula hoop and smoke cigarettes last night. My remembrance of anything important was out the window.
you asked me how to turn on the ladder
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