She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
It's just like the Real World with babies
I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry,
I save people's lives for a living, but I want to ruin his marriage.
you kept telling her you'd make a great step-dad while cuddling her and rubbing her back...
They were picking gravel out of my face for an hour. I think I took more out of the road than the road did of me.
Barfights against pavement aren't genrally won by people. Props.
THAT IS NOT SOMETHING YOU TELL SOMEBODY THE FIRST TIME YOU MEET THEM IN THE DARK.
i didnt have any regrets until i found out he was a freshman.... and the only reason he got into yale was because of soccer... and he wasnt premed.
She yelled "taste the gay rainbow" in a biker bar. She's either brave or fuckin stupid.
You sent me a cat video and you screaming drunkenly in my background
I picked up a chick last night on crutches wearing a I am boobman tshirt. I love raves.
So we came to a decision, you need to fuck your hot roommate and send us pictures. We voted, so don't hate the democracy this great country stands for
We took her out for fresh air and next thing we knew, she was stumbling around the backyard picking dead leaves up off the ground and putting them in her shirt to "save them".
I say "glasses of whiskey" like I didn't chug it out of the bottle
location: under the moon. please find me. need ride home.
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