she told me if people cross their eyes and look at her, they say she looks like megan fox
Just KTHXBAIed an old man for staring at me
My three rules on what I'm wearing tonight. Something short, something see through, and something i had sex in.
Just found bud in my hair....gotta love curls
"Home for the holidays" isn't clearance to fuck the recently 18 year old high schooler right?
Nope, his last birthday was.
Feel like I died but someone put me In a human microwave and I got back to life.
People have been asking me if I'm going to the reunion lately. It occurs to me that everyone wants me there to feel that much better about themselves.
Still not over the fact that we prayed to Jesus to help us win beer pong
Now that I've quit blow, I think I'm allergic to my cat....
she opened a can of olives, drained the juice and poured ranch dressing in. oh and 'croutons' (saltines) on top...
This is possibly the most humiliating moment of my life. I have diarrhea, in a port-a-potty, at the Renaissance Festival.
I can't have my last hookup before 21 have been behind a dumpster
I mean you're asking high Chelsea. I'd sell myself for a rice crispy
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
he tied his pants around my leg to stop the bleeding... i think he just wanted a good excuse to take his pants off
well did it work?
it was a success in both ways.
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