he pointed at my clit and asked with a confused face, 'whats this thingy??"
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
After she came with my hands around her neck, she sat there for a minute and gave me the scuba diving sign for a-ok.
well right now he's telling us a story how he befriended a racoon
Is there a technical name for reverse cowgirl? I'm trying to maintain a little dignity with my mother here
I was just tagged in a picture with a bunch of people i don't know in a house i don't recognize wearing a purple cowboy hat and a boa...i hate tequila
Underwear, t-shirt, bottle of Pinot Grigio and Golden Girls. I've hit a new level of homosexual.
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
If I take diet pills with my edibles I'll be a perfect person
Irrelevant. Does he have queso? That's the real question.
Oh it's tea and biscuits for everyone. An possibly pink eye
It makes me feel all patriotic & free... And borderline diabetic.
Correction: *I* watched JoJo's Bizarre adventure while he snored asleep on me cock still fully inside me.
I put on that one song on Titanic so he'd fall asleep. When I was positive he'd passed out in a drunken fit, he outstretches his arms and says "I'm flying, Jack.."
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
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