what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
can you blame him?
i blame him for everything, HE GOT ME PREGNANT
I may have just googled Muppet Treasure Island drinking game
I can't wait until next week, when I find out what drunk me added to the Netflix queue.
I left him a voicemail saying i went through with the abortion and he texts me back one thing... the bbm "phew" face. really?
I'm drinking and throwing an enormous tennis ball at children. I couldn't be happier.
Safe to say I relapsed into my old chatroulette drunk flashing days.
He used the expression "my couch is your couch" as a come on line.
I asked him how his night was and he sent me a picture of a bottle of Ciroc with a bendy straw...
I swear I can feel something in my uterus. Like, I can feel his sperm searching for an egg. Wtf...
Blacking out is all I've done this year and we're only 3 days in. Checkmate bitch.
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
I had to give myself a suppository. That was the LEAST fun I've had inserting things in my ass.
Wait... why were you finger painting at one in the morning?
Based on the conversation I'm going to assume you didn't close the deal.
It started going awry when I fell through a roof.
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