hey babe thanks for tonight, it was fun.
to be honest, i wanna fuck your friend.
i just got a UPS package from a name and address i dont know, with one of my thongs in it. no recollection.
I would do things to you that would get us burned at the stake if we lived in a puritan village.
I am not a stalker...i just bring a whole new meaning to the word love
its a nice change of pace not blacking out and actually remembering getting laid
Normal vaginal pH: 3.8 to 4.5. Of course it tastes like a 9-volt. I could run a potato clock on that thing.
You can identity the picture as me the mistress his wife and him. It's that kinda awkard.
Bathtub guy came to. He helped me roll the fat chick away from the fridge. Shower and breakfast are on. You're plan failed!
I was just laying in bed wondering if there's more important things in life than cheese stuffed pretzels.
I can't believe I ever hated her sister or friends. They got her some sexy sexy ass lingerie for the honeymoon. I think I love them bitches
unless you have a dick and you were thinking of chopping that off
Dude I was walking down the street and threw up in a plastic cvs bag. Tequila wins again.
WHY DOES MY BOYFRIEND'S BROTHER HAVE TO BE SO FUCKING HOT
He made a group chat with him, his wife, & I. Is this really life!??
You can have my vag. Its useless without you.
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