I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
her dad is making me watch Glen Beck, i only agreed because i penetrated his daughter earlier.
she asked me which thongs i though her boyfriend would like best. fuck the friend zone
Please tell me I did not ask the bartender how big his dick was.
My hair is short now so it will be easier to give you alot more blow jobs
I'm going to take this text and frame it on my mantle
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
did i really sing to your nipples last night?
yes. and it was oddly very seductive
I put xanax in the cake batter
Did you really? It all makes sense now.
LET US USE OUR GENITALS TO CELEBRATE THIS VICTORY
I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
I think my favorite day of the week is the day we get to fuck
I need a costume for that party. Even if I'm just taking it off.
you need a warning label. Just announcing that you are Scottish is seen more as a challenge. Those guys have no idea what they are getting into.
Wtf can everyone stop fucking in my grandma's bed? This is like the third time
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